The Answer Guy
a small question --or--
What's wrong with internal modems?
Error starting recompiling process?How Can I Delete? --or--
No rule to make target 'config' --or--
Fvwm95-Wharf --or--
Another "No Login" Problem: A little tip
Multilink PPP using Linux --or--
New Linux Distribution --or--
login source code --or--
Personal LAN setup... --or--
Good morning!!! --or--
diald dials every hour... --or--
Modem Problem --or--
Plee for help
security issue, /etc/passwd --or--
Linux and Y2K
Your approach to Y2K problem --or--
Greetings from Jim DennisDear Bill,
Thanks for the offer letter. Of course, I'll take that promotion. I'd love a senior marketing position at Microsoft's sunny Seattle campus.
I'll be happy to help MS focus on its core competencies (making mice, joysticks, keyboards, and the exciting new "Talking Teletubby (TM)" line of toys. It's definitely the best thing since "Teddy Ruskin (TM)" and the "Cabbage Patch (TM)" dolls.
(I have some interesting strategic proposals for dealing with the Mattel and Fisher-Price problems, but we'll discuss them when you meet me at SeaTac next week. Not that they're anti-competitive or anything like that! But be sure to "secure delete" this e-mail after reading it. Too bad you don't have that new "one-time reader" code integrated into Outlook (TM) yet. We're still stuck using that old Norton code)
I agree with your assessment about software. That's definitely passe. We'll only have a couple more years before those Linux geeks completely eat our lunch. Believe me, after this prolonged undercover assignment that I've been on I know all about Linus' subversive plan. BTW, thank Paul for starting that company to hire Linus. I would have hated to go to Helsinki and attempt the infiltration during one of their winters. I'm sure he was right to put that down here in the Silicon Valley; the ploy might have been a little too transparent if we'd put it up in King county.
It's too bad that MSN has been such a flop so far. How are the AOL acquisition plans going? I still think you should set up a European shell to do that. If Daimler-Benz can buy Chrysler than I don't see why we can't have British Telecom come in and nab AOL.
Luckily MSNBC is doing pretty well, and should be ripe for the Senate elections in 2002. We definitely have to finish our diversification out of software before then, since I don't think we can string out the W2K delays much longer than that.
By the way, we should fire that red bearded freak that's been ghostwriting "The Answer Guy" for me. He's actually been HELPING our customers put Linux on OUR computers and I heard that he said some choice personal things about YOU. I even heard he got access to some of our internal memos and is planning on leaking them to "Obi Wan Raymond." (http://www.userfriendly.org/cartoons/archives/98dec/19981203.html)
After those "Halloween" fiascos I'd hate to see an "April Fool's Document...."
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